Happy Memorial Day to all. I had a very nice weekend, very relaxing and I hope all of you did as well. Although, between beers and backyard barbecues, I would have to think that world affairs were on the minds of many, creeping into the conversation.
I'm going to skip to the chase here- what the hell is wrong with North Korea? Nuclear testing?? Shouldn't the leader of a nation posses an ounce of common sense?
Here are my thoughts on this situation: war is horrible and should be avoided at all costs. The problem is that if North Korea has armed itself with nuclear weapons and insists on making defiant demonstrations to the rest of the world as it has done- what counter situation will that force? It's not a good scenario folks.
I have a peaceful solution- Pyongyang and Obama put on the boxing gloves and go into the ring. No wait, let's make it a cage match! It's an international pay-per-view event, with all revenues going directly to the national debt. Who wouldn't love to see it? It would earn a ridiculous amount of money as well. Obama would kick the snot out of Pyongyang on international television which would end the macho pissing contest. Maybe for a follow up show, Pyongyang could get a make-over! "Queer Eye for the North Korean Guy" has a nice ring to it. Is that show still on television? If not, maybe they will consider a reunion for the occassion. The only thing worse than his fashion sense is his commitment to world peace.
Funny? Perhaps, but what would be better- my idea or their way of doing things? (which always ends up killing millions of innocent people) I'm not so funny now am I?
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Too funny, Obama would knock him out!
CAGE MATCH! Woot woot!
Kimmy boy is like the little kid who doesn't get along with the other little kids at daycare. You know, the antisocial one who sits in the corner and doesn't listen to the teacher, and throws a toy across the room after he is told not to.
Kimmy needs a roundhouse kick to the head!
Ohh- getting a little violent in here. I think J-WO should handle the angry North Korean guy himself with his ninja skills so Barack can focus on the country!
Can U Smell What Barack is Cookin??
send chuck norris to north korea and there won't be anymore testing, any more problems or any more people left!
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